| Saturday |
| yo momma's jokes |
Time waster...
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle |
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